Wednesday, October 1, 2014
thebadassjewishfootballplayer:

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs


Plot twist: it’s a bowling ball

thebadassjewishfootballplayer:

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

Plot twist: it’s a bowling ball

(Source: radissonclaire)

A list of A+ insults

poryqon:

if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good

  • half eaten sandwich
  • useless fungal infection
  • literal turd burger
  • Netflix® buffer
  • 2003 fergie
  • 5th president James Monroe
  • half chewed pencil
  • The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
  • absolute white crayon
  • quiet meme thief
  • TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
  • diarrhea apocalypse

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled)

boys-and-suicide:

JUST BECAUSE SOMONE IS SMILING AND LAUGHING DOESN’T ALWAYS MEAN THEY’RE HAPPY.

erikafasana:

Alicia Sacramone - requested by mustdefine (insp x )

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes)

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

(Source: oprahsmom)

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago