Tuesday, October 21, 2014
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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sparklesandchalk:

lol agreed.

sparklesandchalk:

lol agreed.

(Source: gymfanconfessions)

Monday, October 20, 2014
sparklesandchalk:

lol agreed.

sparklesandchalk:

lol agreed.

(Source: gymfanconfessions)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
dannzarki:

23spoopy:

prismatic-bell:

sirenlovesong:

summer-tryst:

rightfulqueenofwesteros:

summer-tryst:

White people will literally tattoo ANYTHING on their bodies. ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING.

why is she tattooing tea on her? did tea save her life? 

I have this feeling that she doesn’t even know what chai means. Probably thought it was spiritual or something. I’m patiently waiting for her response lmao

CHAI IS THE HEBREW WORD FOR LIFE HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE PICTURE IT SAYS #Hebrew THE WRITING IS IN HEBREW YA’LL ARE BEING PURPOSEFULLY IGNORANT TO SHAME A “WHITE” GIRL WHO ISN’T EVEN WHITE

God fucking damnit have none of you uncultured swine ever seen any movie play or TV show where a Jewish character makes a toast
L’chaim
It fucking means “to life” and it’s considered a wonderful toast 
Jesus is heavily judging all of you right now for being ignorant hypocritical fuckwads.

that person isn’t even white  ._.

even if they were people need to stop with race jokes of all kind they are ridiculous and just separate races, which is the last thing we need.

PSA: JEWISH PEOPLE ARE ALL RACES. Also Jews are both their own religion, culture AND race. And there are 
white jews
black jews
asian jews
middle eastern jews
and so a Jewish person can both be part of a majority (being a white person, in say, the US) and a minority (being Jewish.)
But of course tumblr, which is always preaching being informed and not ignorant or judgmental would be rude and disrespectful about this. 

dannzarki:

23spoopy:

prismatic-bell:

sirenlovesong:

summer-tryst:

rightfulqueenofwesteros:

summer-tryst:

White people will literally tattoo ANYTHING on their bodies. ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING.

why is she tattooing tea on her? did tea save her life? 

I have this feeling that she doesn’t even know what chai means. Probably thought it was spiritual or something. I’m patiently waiting for her response lmao

CHAI IS THE HEBREW WORD FOR LIFE HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE PICTURE IT SAYS #Hebrew THE WRITING IS IN HEBREW YA’LL ARE BEING PURPOSEFULLY IGNORANT TO SHAME A “WHITE” GIRL WHO ISN’T EVEN WHITE

God fucking damnit have none of you uncultured swine ever seen any movie play or TV show where a Jewish character makes a toast

L’chaim

It fucking means “to life” and it’s considered a wonderful toast

Jesus is heavily judging all of you right now for being ignorant hypocritical fuckwads.

that person isn’t even white  ._.

even if they were people need to stop with race jokes of all kind they are ridiculous and just separate races, which is the last thing we need.

PSA: JEWISH PEOPLE ARE ALL RACES. Also Jews are both their own religion, culture AND race. And there are 

white jews

black jews

asian jews

middle eastern jews

and so a Jewish person can both be part of a majority (being a white person, in say, the US) and a minority (being Jewish.)

But of course tumblr, which is always preaching being informed and not ignorant or judgmental would be rude and disrespectful about this. 

(Source: autumn-tryst)